This girl is more easily done than said...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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