super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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