I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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