I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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