i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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