I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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