Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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