yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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