What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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