I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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