i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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