big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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