Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
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I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
A+ Viking dick
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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