I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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