I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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