can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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