I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
