Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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