Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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