dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
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yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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