I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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