She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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