Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
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I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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