thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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