Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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