He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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