Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Fuck appropriateness.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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