Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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