My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
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I want her autograph on my taint
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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