Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
where does the pee come out of this thing
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Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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