I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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