Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm sobbing to NWA
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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