This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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