Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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