check it out our google latitudes are spooning
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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