That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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