My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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