I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
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Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
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He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs