i think my tv is drunk
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked