He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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