I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize