8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
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