I just made out with a guy for $7.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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