What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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