she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
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