Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
