So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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