You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
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I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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