people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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