Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
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