Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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