So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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