im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
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"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
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I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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