Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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